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Sec. 1

As Milos ran out the door, his mama called his name. "Milos! Please go pick up some jelly beans at the store today. I'm going to make Spanish Sweet Fries and I need the beans. Gracias!"

Milos ran off to the store. He walked passed the deli, where his dog was wagging his tale and eating something greasy, the Crazy Cantaloupe store, and into the market. When he entered, people, giggling and laughing, stood and watched Milos stroll through the store. Milos, clueless why people were staring at him, kept walking towards the jelly beans. Then, he remembered how he decided to wear his "I love Justin Bieber" shirt today and instantly knew the matter of the problem. He started to jog, then run, then full on sprint to the jelly bean isle. When he reached it, he grabbed some jelly beans, and started running for the clerk. He paid the clerk, then ran out the store. See, Justin Bieber became really famous and then started to make a fool of himself, so whenever someone brings back the memories of Justin Bieber, they laugh.

As Milos approached his house, a old man sat near some grass eyeing a butterfly. Milos thought of running, so he wouldn't get made fun of, but the old man didn't laugh. In fact, he didn't even stare. Right then, he heard a low tune to "Baby", one of Justin Bieber's songs! Milos raced over to the man with a joyful face. Milos blurted out," Do you like Justin Bieber?"

Sec. 2

The man stopped humming and turned to the kid wearing a Justin Bieber shirt carrying a bag of jelly beans. Milos, full of excitement and wonder, stood staring at the old man. The old man started to say," Well I guess you couldn't say I dont' like Justin Bieber..."

"Great! Want do you want to do first!? We could see if he's playing a concert, or, or maybe we could play Justin Bieber karaoke...''

''Stop!!!! I'm not going to do that stuff. What? Look at me! I'm an old dude! I can't play karaoke! Gosh!''

Milos stood speechless. "Okay then. What's your name?"

The old man sighed then spoke," My name is Jared, Jared Hafglast. I come from Iraq, where Justin Beaver, sorry I mean Bieber, grew up, and I used to tutor him and he always had like a really girly voice, and he still has that girly voice today."

"Yep he does. Isn't it beautiful?"

Milos brought Darkwin into his house and turned on the TV. They watched t.v. for about 30 minutes when a huge newsflash came on. It read," Justin Bieber has just been reported kidnapped while on a trip in Afganistan by some terrorists! Calling all helpers to the mission!"

Sec. 3

As Milos and Jared slowly took in the crazy and horrifying news, they started to shrivel and turn into little grenades about to explode. Instead of blowing the roof off, they blew the sacred farm to bits. (Milos and Jared ran out of the scene and into the garage)

Exactly 1 minute later, they emerged from the smoked-filled garage with a shotgun, a chainsaw, a machete, and of course, toilet paper, for house decorating purposes. Milos took the gear and stuck it in a backpack. Jared went to the market to buy food. When Jared reached the market, he ran into a guy selling "magical beans". Being as dumb as Jared is, he bought them and ran back to Milos with the beans. "Milos! I got some magical beans from a hobo! The great news is is that ALL our money is towards these beans! Let's try them out!''

"What!?!?!?!?!? Why would you waste our money is beans!? That would be a great meal for a squirrel!" exclaimed Milos at Jared

With the anger and frustration Jared had built up on Milos, Milos through the beans at the ground and stomped them pass the mantle and into the core.

When Milos woke up, to his amazement, the beans grew high above the sky and filled the air with great fragrances. Milos, knowing the apology that he had to tell Jared, saw that the tree was filled with dozens of different kinds of food including bread, fruit, vegetables, meat, and candy. Jared pulled up to the house and stood in shock along with Milos.

Jared laughed,''Well, I guess we're all ready to go!"

They loaded the weapons and food in the car, and headed for Afganistan.

Sorry, I thought I had to do 4 sections, but I figured out all I had to do is 3. But still, come back next week to see the ending to my story that I haven't posted yet.

Thanks, Troy Sladeck #30

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