Zack

One day a wierd man named Frank. He was a very bad boy he loved doing pranks on people. So one day Frank wanted to do the funnest prank that he ever did. He made a pie (because pie is wonderful) that would blow up when his teacher ate it. Mixing, gathering, grinning Frank put every thing and anything that he could find in a bowl. His whole house was empty from making the pie but there was one more ingredent....... Dynamite!!!!!! The next day Frank walked happily to school knowing that he would get in trouble, but he was prepared for anything. He waited till lunch to give his teacher the "preasent" that Frank made. When he gave his teacher the gift, she loved it and at it all down. Frank started to run away from the classroom because he didn't want to get blown up. But he didn't hear anything just the teacher talking about school. Why didn't it blow up? When will it blow up? That is for you to find out in the next section.
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__Section 2__ Frank walked back to school the next day with another "gift" secretly hiding in his backpack. When it came to show and tell in the classroom Frank took it out. It wasn't a pie, it was an orange a typical plain orange. Execpt for the little amount of DYNAMITE that he put in. Instesd of him showing the class he gave it to the teacher in a very nicly way. She said that shed eat it for lunch which made Frank very happy. I guess she ate it because nothing happened. Anyways in science class Frank learned about dynamite and how you can light it with a match. He liked this a lot. Any boy would like to learn about this stuff. In science class Frank got an amazing idea. He thought that he should give so much dynamite that she would stuff herself up. Then, He would some how give her a match. So he must do part one. Stuff his teacher up to the top. He started getting food from all the resturants and giving them all a little bit of dynamite. Each day he gave his teacher food. Every day she would get a little bigger. Until she had to take a couple of days off of school to lose wieght. his job was a succsess, but that is only the first part that he had accomplished. he had to do the last part: give the teacher a match!

__Section 3__ Frank had a great idea. He would invite his teacher to a fire feastival and put fire down the teacher's throut. He went to school on friday and gave his teacher an invitation to the party. He said that he would enjoy it so much. The teacher said yes and she went to the party with him after school. At the party they were relaxing and having a good time watching the people dance around with fire on their sticks. Frank had a fun time until he knew that he had to do his plan. He gave the teacher a piece of cake with a candle on it. The cake also had some sprinkles of dynamite on it. He lit the cake with the candle and..... KA- BOOM! That explotion exploded the dynimate in the teacher's body which made a bigger explotion. Unforchanatly Frank didn't think through the part of exscaping the explotion. So Frank died. the end**