Raven

It was a dark and stormy night or was it a bright and shiny day...well it was a monday wait or was it a tues... Never mind it was a day o.k you got that good. There once was a boy walking on the beach. He saw a crab picked him up and said " I shall name you norman, Norman flounder!" Norman responded with the snapping of his claws. Then a german u-boat came out of no where saying "we must capture this crab". Then norman jumped up and karate chopped one of the people in half! Then the genral marched out and grabbed Norman! " Ahhh Norman flounder we meet again" Norman responded withe the snapping of his claws. " Yes i agree it has been a long time!" The boy relised what was happening and ran up and said " No you leave Norman alone!!" Then in a dramatic matrix like scene he kicked the genral in the face! " You don't know why where capturing him!" He shouted a the boy. "Alright why are you capturing him?" He is an evil crab in our country, you see he challenges people to there death by making them going into His deadly maze of doom!!" The boy gasped! Norman responded with the snapping of his claws. " so we will make Norman go through and if he survives he will be released but if he fails or give's up we will eat him with butter!" So they relesed him into the maze. In the maze he ran into a trap of boiling water. There was no way around execept to go through. Norman responded with the snapping of his claws. He shot web out of his claws and flew over. Then as he was walking he ran into **SEAGULLS!!!!!!!!! The pecked and tried to steal his eyes. Then they turned him over and was about to eat him when a lobster flew in riding a seagull! Norman responded with the snapping of his claws. The lobster then used his claws to cut a whole in the fabric of time sendng all of the seagulls into an alternate dimension. Norman responded with the snapping of his claws. The lobster then said " Norman flounder,I have been looking for you, do you remember me hmmmm Norman do ya??" He said in a lobster voice. Norman responded with the snapping of his claws. " So you do remember me, then you remember that...." __-- FLASH BACK ** Lobster walks into small shop. In the rusty old shop sitting in the corner was Norman, Norman flounder. " So norman i need a favor, will you watch my goldfish, i need to go to the stupid convention and i have no one to watch them will you please watch them?" He said pleadingly. Norman responded with the snapping of his claws. " Good heres the key to my house" He handed the key to his house to norman. UNFLASH BACK!!! LObster is sitting there as if staring at you. " And then you let my fish die, (STARTS CRYING) I loved them so much!" Norman responded with the snapping of his claws. " And know i have come for my revenge, My name is Lobster Starfish, you Killed my goldfish prepare to die!" //**whAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL NORMAN DIE OR WILL SOME RANDOM CHICKEN DESCEND FROM THE SKY AND CARRY HIM AWAY TO HIS SUMMER HOME IN MEXICO OR WILL SOMETHING ELSE HAPPEN EVEN MORE RANDOM! you DECIDE!!!!!!**//